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That time I had a weird dream


So I had this weird dream last night.
I had sex with this random guy.
Just the usual act, missionary position. (why do I even remember this shit?)
Anyway that wasn't the focus of my dream. It just started that way.
I don't recognize him. Apparently, he's not my boyfriend or anything, but in this dream I know him from...tinder. (what???)
We just hung out after that and then suddenly we're sitting in a sofa and he introduced me to his...girlfriend.
I was like "Oh you have a girlfriend"
He's like "You seriously don't think guys on tinder are all single and wouldn't have sex with other girls do you"
I was like omg I just had sex with some random guy from tinder, am I going to get hiv/aids?!
But then dream!me was like ah whatever, it already happened.
And then I woke up confused.

HAHAHHAHAHA

1. Why the fuck would I have sex with someone I barely know from tinder? I'm not that kind of person?? Oh I feel so insulted. lol
2. The funny thing is, I've never had any dreams that involved sex before. All my dreams are always G-rated if they're movies (?). Why did I suddenly have this one weird dream with sex in it (but the sex was so emotionless it didn't make me feel anything tho)?

This dream still makes me laugh everytime I remember it. It's still so fresh....and so absurd.
Deserved to be written down to be laughed at again in the future.

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